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Authors: Aimee Horton
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Survival of the Ginnest (23 page)
November 30, 2012 at
18:24
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Dottie
Harris
isn’t the only person to tell her
children that Santa lives in the house alarm sensor, along with the
Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, is she?
December 2, 2012 at
9:31
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Harris
is unsure how to deal with the fact
that The Chubster is scared of Advent calendars.
December 3, 2012 at 7:01
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Harris
has not only had another "DOES"
"DOESN'T" "DOES" "DOESN'T" argument with The Monster, but it was
followed by "I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE NOT MY BEST
FRIEND ANYMORE". Perhaps saying “Thank God, do you promise?" wasn't
the response he was expecting.
December 3, 2012 at 18:59
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Harris
is
slightly baffled as to how The Chubster has managed to come
home from nursery with only one sock on.
December 4, 2012 at 18:32
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Harris
-
The
Monster on
The Snowman
“That's stupid you can't walk on the air, only
fly".
December 5, 2012 at 16:23
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Harris
only really wants a bowl of Coco
Pops for her dinner, but apparently that’s not
“nutritious”
December 5, 2012 at 20:04
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Harris
-
HE'S
TRAINED!!! On our 9th wedding anniversary he finally brings me a
cup of tea without being asked
December 6, 2012 at 7:01
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Harris
may never speak to her son again.
Mariah’s “All I want for Christmas" is NOT the "rubbish-est song
ever".
December 7, 2012 at 16:23
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Harris
has just gained 3 stone looking at
her Christmas food shopping list, and can’t wait to get stuck
in.
December 9, 2012 at 21:04
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Harris
thinks it was totally worth paying
to have the carpet cleaned just to have The Chubster wee all over
it less than 24 hours later.
December 11, 2012 at 9:01
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Harris
has totally just managed to stop
the tears (snot) at The Monster’s first school nativity. It was
close though!
December 13, 2012 at 11:43
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Harris
- watching a 4 year old write
Christmas cards? Most.Painful.Experience.Ever.
December 13, 2012 at 16:29
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Harris
- Gin.
December 13, 2012 at 17:03
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Harris
-
Strange
thing number 987657 Chubs is scared of: The squirrel in
Ice Age
.
Age
is now playing as payback for her
earlier meltdown. Karma.
December 14, 2012 at 11:45
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Harris
is having a sofa day with poorly
Monster. She’s not feeling to bright herself if she’s
honest.
December 17, 2012 at 9:12
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Harris
is thinking that The Chubster
climbing out of her high chair and crawling across the table is
perhaps the final straw for the day. 2 hours until they’re in
bed.
December 17, 2012 at 17:03
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Harris
has just completed "emergency
crafting”. She’s sure nursery should have made the party hats for
us.
December 17, 2012 at 23:12
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Harris
is perhaps a little emotional
today. A child pushed Chubs at nursery and she’s not sure who cried
more.
December 19, 2012 at 19:01
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Harris
-
Not
great weather for PJ day at school.
December 20, 2012 at 8:55
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Harris
thinks that whilst it's lovely that
her husband has finished work for the holidays, she hasn't and
she's not interested in watching
Jeremy
Kyle
right now, thank you very
much.
December 20, 2012 at 9:28
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Harris
-
Words
you don't expect to be greeted with when returning from the
supermarket: “Take this bag; it's dripping poo
juice".
December 20, 2012 at
18:57
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Dottie
Harris
is hiding in the en-suite with a
box of Quality Street waiting for bath time to be
over.
December 21, 2012 at
18:14
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Dottie
Harris
thinks that whilst The Chubster’s
pretend snoring is very cute she would like it more if she didn't
do it so close to her face.
December 22, 2012 at
6:58
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Dottie
Harris
knows that when you have to call
Santa from the breakfast table it's going to be One of Those
Days.
December 22, 2012 at
8:43
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Dottie
Harris
would like to apologise to the
woman at the soft play whose bottom Chubs felt the need to
constantly squeeze. With both hands.
December 22, 2012 at
16:21
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Dottie
Harris
-
Present wrapping and Jazz FM.
That's how cool she is these days.
December 23, 2012 at
21:03
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Dottie
Harris
is waiting for The Monster to wake
up. Merry Christmas folks x
December 25, 2012 at
6:01
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Dottie
Harris
might have to start opening The
Monster’s presents soon if he doesn't JUST WAKE
UP!!!!
December 25, 2012 at
7:38
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Dottie
Harris
- The irony! Chubs liking FRUIT
cake.
December 26, 2012 at
14:23
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Dottie
Harris
is so pleased she suggested a
digital camera for The Monster for Christmas. Note to self: Lock
door when showering. *sigh*
December 30, 2012 at
9:34
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Dottie
Harris
is coming to terms with the fact
that Chubs is not a genius and the reason she can count backwards
may be something to do with the Louis Spence “Go Compare” advert.
Oh.
December 30, 2012 at
10:08
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Dottie
Harris
-
Before everything gets clogged up
Happy New Year folks. P.S. 2013 is the year I FINALLY get my 4x4 -
There’s another Harris on the way…
December 31, 2012 at
23:53
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Survival of the Ginnest - Aimee Horton