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Authors: Aimee Horton
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Survival of the Ginnest (7 page)
Dottie
Harris
is pleased that The Monster is sleeping
again.
November 20, 2009 at
8:25
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Dottie
Harris
can smell a smell that she doesn’t want to
smell.
November 21, 2009 at
6:55
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
can’t believe what she’s smelling AGAIN.
November 22, 2009 at
6:43
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Dottie
Harris
just tried to climb over the stairgate. BIG
mistake.
November 24, 2009 at
19:51
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Dottie
Harris
has crossed 90% of things off her to-do list today.
Time for a gin to celebrate.
November 25, 2009 at
19:55
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Dottie
Harris
totally didn’t just get water into her son’s eyes as
karma for the tantrum leaving nursery earlier.
November 27, 2009 at
18:26
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Dottie
Harris
is on a date (with her husband, don’t
panic!)
November 28, 2009 at
19:51
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is a very cheap (and sleepy) date.
November 28, 2009 at
21:35
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Dottie
Harris
can’t believe her husband bought The Monster an
Advent calendar this year but not her. How things
change.
December 1, 2009 at
7:19
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Dottie
Harris
has just dropped the boy off and is getting ready to
celebrate her wedding anniversary a day early x
December 5, 2009 at
17:19
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Dottie
Harris
has decided she's going to hide at home forever and
ever amen.
December 9, 2009 at
16:28
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Dottie
Harris
wonders how her e-mail inbox keeps filling up quicker
then she can respond to them - LEAVE ME
ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
December 10, 2009 at
17:32
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Dottie
Harris
is at her mum’s with a glass of wine -
bliss!
December 11, 2009 at
19:52
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Dottie
Harris
has got the tree and is ready to trim up!
December 13, 2009 at
11:01
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Dottie
Harris
really doesn’t like it when her family help her
decorate the tree.
December 13, 2009 at
12:05
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Dottie
Harris
is pleased her son likes putting things away in their
proper place and is hoping he'll also like washing and
cleaning.
December 15, 2009 at
7:59
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Dottie
Harris
is convinced she lives on an Indian burial
ground.
December 16, 2009 at
21:29
7 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is trying to decide if her son should be a pudding or
an elf this Christmas?
December 17, 2009 at
20:58
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Dottie
Harris
has just discovered a pool of sick in the toy box.
Nice.
December 19, 2009 at
10:17
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Dottie
Harris
has just found a load of laundry behind the freezer
:(
December 20, 2009 at
8:11
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Dottie
Harris
is thinking death by e-mail.
December 23, 2009 at
13:28
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Harris
could really do with signing off
for Christmas please.
December 23, 2009 at 21:05
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Harris
is officially signed off, and
intends to get drunk now (in the next 10 mins before she falls
asleep on the sofa)
December 23, 2009 at 22:09
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Harris
loves Christmas morning with a
toddler :D x Have a wicked one, everybody x
December 25, 2009 at 8:13
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Harris
is thinking somebody has been
feeding the boy coffee! He hasn't stopped in 3
days!
December 27, 2009 at 9:33
2 people like
this
Harris
is wondering if it’s too early for
a G&T?
December 28, 2009 at 16:48
3 people like
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Harris
wonders how many times The Monster
has to fall backwards off the chair before he learns standing on it
is not a good idea?
December 29, 2009 at 18:11
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Harris
says happy 2010 to everyone she
loves x Hope it rocks for you x x
December 31, 2009 at 23:12
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2010
Harris
is making seafood
chilli.
January
2, 2010 at 17:33
3 people like
this
Harris
is sad that it's almost back to
reality time again, especially as she’s all bunged
up.
January
3, 2010 at 16:45
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is fed up of this having a cold malarky, plus the
snow, plus teething toddler and is deciding which hot country to
move to!
January 5, 2010 at
19:47
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Dottie
Harris
thinks it’s getting silly now! She's on the mend but
the boy is on a slippery high temperature slope :(
January 6, 2010 at
17:37
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Dottie
Harris
just loves tea.
January 10, 2010 at
8:33
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Dottie
Harris
is cold. Stupid snow. Stupid ice. Stupid winter.
Stupid UK. Stupid Stupid Stupid.
January 10, 2010 at
11:09
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Dottie
Harris
is having a nice big glass of gin and trying to think
of a dinner that doesn't include melted cheese or garlic
bread!
January 11, 2010 at
19:53
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this
Dottie
Harris
has just ice skated up the path to her meeting. She’s
wasted in Project Management!
January 12, 2010 at
10:35
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Dottie
Harris
thinks things are looking good!
January 12, 2010 at
20:44
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is high on hot chocolate and fizzy Vimto!
January 13, 2010 at
11:00
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is warming herself up with alcohol and
poppadoms!
January 13, 2010 at
20:36
3 people like
this
Harris
has just witnessed the mother of
all tantrums, all because her son wanted to keep his nappy on in
the bath.
January
14, 2010 at 19:07
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this
Harris
is confused as to why she is up and
awake by her own choice and the small, smelly, loud Monster who
usually makes the decision for her is still
asleep??
January
16, 2010 at 8:10
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Harris
has finished work and is now
finishing the wine. Oh good. It's Monday
tomorrow.
January 17, 2010 at
22:58
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Harris
is seriously cheesed off with the
A1, diversions that just stop, being late to pick her son up,
leaving her wallet at work and having to grovel to Mr Toll Bridge
Man. Luckily he was sympathetic and accepted 5p and a
Polo.
January
20, 2010 at 18:58
3 people like
this
Harris
will not eat the ice cream in the
freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat
the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the
freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat
the ice cream in the freezer.
January
22, 2010 at 21:35
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this
Harris
didn't eat the ice
cream!
January
23, 2010 at 10:14
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this
Harris
totally admits that she wants a
4x4.
January
23, 2010 at 10:41
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this
Harris
wonders how she can always cry at
the last episode of
Friends
even though she’s seen it millions of
times?
January
25, 2010 at 20:59
3 people like
this
Harris
has gone over the 3 mile mark and
will be Cheryl in no time!
January
28, 2010 at 19:15
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this
Dottie
Harris
is nearly home but needs to stop for vino!
January 29, 2010 at
19:13
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Dottie
Harris
- Home. Wine. Jimjams. Done.
January 29, 2010 at
20:19
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Dottie
Harris
has nothing to wear even tho' she's just been
shopping.
January 30, 2010 at
15:15
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Dottie
Harris
scrubs up ok actually!
January 30, 2010 at
19:25
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Dottie
Harris
is laughing as she briefly considered not having wine
tonight. HO HO HO
February 2, 2010 at
19:58
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Dottie
Harris
- half a day left fa la la la la!
February 2, 2010 at
21:12
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Dottie
Harris
is loving being part-time baybay!
February 3, 2010 at
16:09
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Dottie
Harris
wonders why she isn't lying in on her day off when
the boy is!
February 4, 2010 at
7:41
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Dottie
Harris
thinks the weather is getting a bit boring now. Sun
please! Thank you very much. She’s wanting BBQs &
Pimms.
February 5, 2010 at
10:33
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Dottie
Harris
has a boy with a very poorly tummy *is a little bit
sick in her mouth*